One time at my school, I witnessed one of the most epic and dim-witted arguments, or “debates” according to my English teacher, ever. It was about whether cheese was a pizza topping or not. Now do not get that mixed up with “extra” cheese because that is a topping. The argument was over if cheese, as itself, was a topping. After about fifteen minutes, by this time both the kid and my English teacher were in each other’s faces, which was funny because the kid was like a midget, the class, including me, decided to call Pizza Hut to confirm once and for all if cheese was a topping. Unfortunately, the guy on the phone didn’t speak English well, so we, the class and I witnessing this argument, couldn’t understand what the Pizza Hut guy was saying. After screaming a few ill-advised words, or cuss words if you prefer, in Spanish, the Pizza Hut guy hung up. So, the argument continued for twenty long, agonizing minutes. During that time I was thinking, “Why didn’t I bring my ear muffs?” Luckily, the bell rang and they had to end the argument. Nobody won. So, let me know if you think this story is true, or not and whether you think cheese it a topping, or not.